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Justin Bieber & James Corden’s “Yummy” Food Truck

Justin Bieber & James Corden’s “Yummy” Food Truck

>>I NOT ACTUALLY SURE HOW TO DRIVE ONE OF THESE. HOW DO I GET THIS.>>YOU HAVE TO PRESS THE BRAKE.>>James: RIGHT, PRESS ON THE BRAKE.>>AND THEN PULL THAT DOWN.>>James: IT’S JAMMING.>>JUST PRESS THE BRAKE ALL THE WAY.>>James: THE BRAKE IS DOWN, DUDE.>>THIS IS NOT– .>>James: I CAN’T GET THAT.>>SEE PRESS THE BRAKE, THERE YOU GO. […]

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Whole Foods Apologies

Whole Foods Apologies

FOLKS, I LOVE SHOPPING AT WHOLE FOODS. BECAUSE I LOVE ORGANIC PRODUCE AND I CANNOT STAND HAVING MONEY. (LAUGHTER) SO IT REALLY BE BUMMING ME OUT TO SEE WHOLE FOODS GETTING INTO A WHOLE LOT OF ORGANIC, NATURAL, GLUTEN-FREE TROUBLE. THEY WERE CAUGHT ROUTINELY OVERSTATING THE WEIGHT OF ITS PACKAGED PRODUCTS. (AUDIENCE REACTS) A LOT […]

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MASH-UP: Obama vs. Trump at National Prayer Breakfast

MASH-UP: Obama vs. Trump at National Prayer Breakfast

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A NON-PARTISAN EVENT. IT GOES BACK TO 1953. AND EVERY PRESIDENT SINCE DWIGHT EISENHOWER HAS BEEN TO THE PRAYER BREAKFAST, INCLUDING PRESIDENT OBAMA, TO WHOM TRUMP LOVES TO COMPARE HIMSELF. SO, FOR COMPARISON SAKE, WE DID THAT, TOO. AND THIS IS WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE AT A PRAYER BREAKFAST […]

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Are You Team Food or Team Football This Super Bowl?

Are You Team Food or Team Football This Super Bowl?

LET’S TALK ABOUT SOME STORIES. AS YOU KNOW THE SUPER BOWL IS COMING UP THIS WEEKEND. ACCORDING TO NEW RESEARCH, OVER HALF OF AMERICANS SAY WHEN IT COMES TO ATTENDING A SUPER BOWL PARTY, FOOD IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE GAME. (LAUGHTER) LISTEN, EVEN THE GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAMS LOSE BUT PIZZA UNDEFEATED. NEVER LOST, NEVER […]

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Stephen’s Breakfast Prophecies Are Coming True

Stephen’s Breakfast Prophecies Are Coming True

HERE’S THE THING.I HAVE HAVE BEEN DOING THESE SHOWS FOR EIGHT WEEKS, HAVE IBEEN GIVING IT MY ALL T SAY LABOR OF LOVE BUT I DO IT FORYOU.BUT I HAVE JUST LEARNED SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME WONDERIF YOU ARE LISTENING.BECAUSE A FEW WEEKS AGO I GAVE A VERY CLEAR WARNING ABOUT WHATWOULD HAPPEN NOW THAT […]

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Trump’s Border Wall, Healthy Food Baby Names – Monologue

Trump’s Border Wall, Healthy Food Baby Names – Monologue

-Let’s get to the news. President Trump spokeat a Hanukkah reception today at the White House.Well, technically, he made a wish and blew out the candles.[ Laughter ][ Laughter continues ]According to The Daily Beast,President Trump dismissed the economic impactof increasing the national debt, saying that he, quote,“Won’t be here when it becomes a problem.”[ […]

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