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Whole Foods Apologies

Whole Foods Apologies

FOLKS, I LOVE SHOPPING AT WHOLE FOODS. BECAUSE I LOVE ORGANIC PRODUCE AND I CANNOT STAND HAVING MONEY. (LAUGHTER) SO IT REALLY BE BUMMING ME OUT TO SEE WHOLE FOODS GETTING INTO A WHOLE LOT OF ORGANIC, NATURAL, GLUTEN-FREE TROUBLE. THEY WERE CAUGHT ROUTINELY OVERSTATING THE WEIGHT OF ITS PACKAGED PRODUCTS. (AUDIENCE REACTS) A LOT […]

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CHINESE FOOD

CHINESE FOOD

Thank you for taking the time to see me.Your marketing firm comes highly recommended.Thank you Mr. Chang.Now tell me, what can my company do for you?Well I’m opening a Chinese restaurant and we launch in a month but I still don’t havea name for it.Well why don’t you tell me a little bit about your […]

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Stephen’s Breakfast Prophecies Are Coming True

Stephen’s Breakfast Prophecies Are Coming True

HERE’S THE THING.I HAVE HAVE BEEN DOING THESE SHOWS FOR EIGHT WEEKS, HAVE IBEEN GIVING IT MY ALL T SAY LABOR OF LOVE BUT I DO IT FORYOU.BUT I HAVE JUST LEARNED SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME WONDERIF YOU ARE LISTENING.BECAUSE A FEW WEEKS AGO I GAVE A VERY CLEAR WARNING ABOUT WHATWOULD HAPPEN NOW THAT […]

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