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Whole Foods Apologies

Whole Foods Apologies

FOLKS, I LOVE SHOPPING AT WHOLE FOODS. BECAUSE I LOVE ORGANIC PRODUCE AND I CANNOT STAND HAVING MONEY. (LAUGHTER) SO IT REALLY BE BUMMING ME OUT TO SEE WHOLE FOODS GETTING INTO A WHOLE LOT OF ORGANIC, NATURAL, GLUTEN-FREE TROUBLE. THEY WERE CAUGHT ROUTINELY OVERSTATING THE WEIGHT OF ITS PACKAGED PRODUCTS. (AUDIENCE REACTS) A LOT […]

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OMK! Kalen Allen Reacts to Apple Twix Salad Recipe

OMK! Kalen Allen Reacts to Apple Twix Salad Recipe

Yep.OK.Add in some lemon juice.Get that delicious citrusy accent everybody justloves on their mayo cocktail.Nope. All right.What are we doing today?OK.These are food…OK, all right.I’m going to do it for y’all.Here we go.Now I done told you all about this mayonnaise.Please don’t do this to me.I cannot take anymore torture.One tablespoon?Well, at least it’s a […]

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Stephen’s Breakfast Prophecies Are Coming True

Stephen’s Breakfast Prophecies Are Coming True

HERE’S THE THING.I HAVE HAVE BEEN DOING THESE SHOWS FOR EIGHT WEEKS, HAVE IBEEN GIVING IT MY ALL T SAY LABOR OF LOVE BUT I DO IT FORYOU.BUT I HAVE JUST LEARNED SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME WONDERIF YOU ARE LISTENING.BECAUSE A FEW WEEKS AGO I GAVE A VERY CLEAR WARNING ABOUT WHATWOULD HAPPEN NOW THAT […]

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Kalen Reacts to Breakfast Cereal Waffle Cake

Kalen Reacts to Breakfast Cereal Waffle Cake

Now I don’t know why this strainer up here.And they done put this cereal up in here with this milk.That is not how you eat cereal, girl.OK, now, hold on, wait a minute.Now that is going to be some soggy-ass cereal.Don’t nobody like their cereal to be soggy.What is that?Chocolate cereal– girl, what the hellis […]

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